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Science & Technology
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You should always clean your disc drives such as CD-ROM drives and DVD drives. For example, a dirty CD-ROM drive can cause read errors when reading discs. These read errors could cause software installation issues or issues while running the program.
You should not use a cotton cloth to clean any computer circuitry such as the RAM or Motherboard.
A cotton cloth is the best tool used when rubbing down computer components.
When cleaning computer fans, especially smaller fans, hold the fan or place something in-between the fan blades to prevent it from spinning. Spraying compressed air into a fan or cleaning a fan with a vacuum may cause damage or generate a back voltage.
When cleaning a component or the computer, turn it off before cleaning.
You can use a vacuum around a computer to suck up dirt, dust or hair. However, do not use a vacuum inside a computer as it generates static electricity that can damage your computer. If you need to use a vacuum around a computer, use a portable battery powered vacuum or try compressed air.
What did one lab rat say to the other? “I’ve got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack!”
Where do you put the dirty dishes? The zinc.
How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa!
That was sodium funny! I slapped my neon that one!
What is a physicist’s favourite food? Fission chips.
A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, “any luggage?” It replies, “I don’t have any, I’m travelling light.”
An infectious disease enters a bar. The bartender says,”we don’t serve your kind in here.” It replies,”well, you’re not a very good host.”
What do physicists enjoy doing the most at sporting events? The wave.
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, “for you, no charge.”